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I have come here looking... for love and understanding. for beer. at my toes. forward to my inevitable binge drinking. into the nutritive glow of my monitor.

Bob demands you rate him... Bitchin' Better than a stick in the eye. I'd rather have a stick in my eye. I reached inner peace. I lost my lunch. I got beat up for my lunch money. Intentionally left blank.

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